In class we've been talking about the evils - say this with a nasty voice - evils, I say - of Wal-Mart. I know better than most about their agendas and deals. But frankly, I have vivid memories of when the SUPER (da ta da) Wal-Mart moved in right behind the recently abandonded shell of a building that was the old, regular Wal-Mart several years ago. When my older kids saw the SUPER Wal-Mart for the first time, they sucked air in awesomeness.
They said it was j u s t l i k e Six Flags.
Opening day attractions and balloons - check
Ocean of black asphalt - check
Huge bright lights - check
People scrambling to get in - check
Bright colors and signs - check
Numbers on the rows for parking (in case you get lost) - check
Food stand inside - check (McDonald's)
Fat lady, bearded lady, "little people," the illustrated man, etc. - check
Greeters - check
Souviners - check
Rides - check (buggy)
Getting in and out without having a ding on your car: priceless.

1 comment:
don't forget the Hallelujah chorus in the background...
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